A virus that has been steadily lowering human intelligence since 1945?

Deliberate electromagnetic wave misuse!

Adaptive strategies in global conflict!

We are one generation away from utter entropic chaos.

Holy crap, that sounds bad!

Enoch Maarduk, new CEO of PHANTASM (Preventing Horrors and Nightmares Through Active Spectrum Monitoring), along with Phoebe, Dee and the rest of the crew need to figure this out, and quickly.

An excerpt from Kirkus Reviews —

“…the prose is intellectually invigorating, and theories generated by characters are striking. Leisurely paced but intelligent and profound…”

Readers delighted in D. Kenton Mellott’s first book, Exophobe (really, you can look it up yourself). Join in this new adventure before the virus gets you, and you’re too cognitively-challenged to even read!

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D. Kenton Mellott (the slacking bass turd) has finally released the long-awaited follow-up to his award-winning first novel, EXOPHOBE.

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Kirkus Reviews

An agency monitoring illegal manipulation of electromagnetic waves may have uncovered an attempt to control humanity in Mellott’s (Exophobe, 2012, etc.) latest sci-fi outing. Enoch Maarduk has a heap of troubles now that he’s CEO of [PHANTASM] Preventing Horrors and Nightmares Through Active Spectrum Monitoring.

For starters, an electromagnetic entity, or eemee, named Jabel may have escaped its electromagnetic spectrum through the last active pentacle (a gateway of sorts into the human world). At the same time, someone has also tried to hack into PHANTASM, and Enoch’s old enemy, Hume, despite his comatose state, is missing from his hospital bed. So Enoch; Enoch’s fiancee/co-worker, Phoebe; and friendly eemee Dee (an ever present voice in Enoch’s ComUnit) travel to Scotland to stop Jabel from retrieving pentacle schematics.

There’s a lot happening in the first half, but Mellott wisely focuses on the team’s tracking of Jabel. Enoch’s tendency to make lists also keeps the subplots in order, including the introduction of a new creature called an eemite that, unlike eemees, isn’t limited to occupying the human body when on Earth. Tension escalates, especially once Enoch, et. al., find another eemee, Luriel. He and Jabel have drastically different ways to thwart a genetic virus that adversely affects human intelligence, and Enoch isn’t sure which, if either, to trust.

The latter half, comprised largely of dialogue, slows as Enoch discusses with the eemees how best to combat the virus. The narrative becomes almost entirely conceptual during the lengthy scene within the electromagnetic spectrum, where physical bodies don’t truly exist, and Mellott doesn’t give the spectrum much of a visual description. Still, the prose is intellectually invigorating, and theories generated by characters are striking.

Enoch is a breezy protagonist who never shies away from a pun, freely acknowledging that at least some of them are terrible. He likewise avoids hard-core cursing; “crap,” it seems, is his word of choice or weird variations like “Key-Wrap.” Leisurely paced but intelligent and profound, even at its goofiest.

Kirkus Reviews (Exophobic: Making Waves)

D. K. Mellott

D. Kenton Mellott is madly weaving his way around the EM waves working on his next book. Authors are always working on their next book. Or, their next beer. Go figure. He plays tennis, baseball, basketball — works out when he drinks too much beer — married his high school sweetheart and had one remarkable offspring. He tends to think of himself as residing on the right side of the bell curve but (sadly) most days can’t find his freaking car keys. He will happily answer your email at dkm@exophobe.com. Unless he is drinking beer. Or, writing. Or, looking for his freaking car keys…